March 2012
some things i can’t say on here
ugh
February 2012
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I love who I am wow
I might get down on myself sometimes, but there is no reason because I am the person I want to be.
i like being a girl but sometimes i think i’d make a better guy.
I don’t get it. Some guys just try and be witty and judgmental when i’m trying to have a serious conversation with them. Then when I act like it’s not funny.. they get all pissed off. Why don’t you try and act like you care? jesus
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I literally listen to every single song that's...
fraudstory:
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete tools to all the cars driving by
I hope Rick Santorum orders a pizza and expects the pizza to be the best he’s ever eaten, but it is a very mediocre pizza and it...
my last tooth is finally coming in, so i won't be...
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richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorums phone bill is twice what it usually is due to a mistake the phone company made and his bank account goes into overdraft and he has to spend 8 hours on the phone with Customer Service to fix his phone bill but they keep telling him that there isn’t anything they can do except credit him on his next months bill but he needed that money to get tickets to Van...
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horribleville:
Girls don’t get poop humor because they don’t get poop
are you shitting me
wait all my jokes are about poop what are you talking about
when you're talking to a guy and you just know he...
this just happened and i was like “you have a boner right now” and they’re like I FUCKING DO how did you know
because of reasons
So many interesting people, i love getting to know people. Talking to them, sharing stories.
i love getting attention from guys